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telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 64,519 notes

lustinforagustin:

my dad and sister came home and they went to the salvation army and brought home some chairs and i said “you shouldn’t buy from them because they discriminate gays” and my dad sarcastically replied “well then no gay asses have sat in our chair” and i said “i can change that” and sat in one that is how i accidentally came out to my family

2 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 193,605 notes
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kart0ffel:

graysonmccoy:

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HIm AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST ANOTHER PRETTY CHEERLEAder 

he’s the prettiest cheerleader of the all

kart0ffel:

graysonmccoy:

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HIm AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST ANOTHER PRETTY CHEERLEAder 

he’s the prettiest cheerleader of the all

7 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 85,508 notes
fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

8 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 679,451 notes

tegan-or-sara:

me around small children

10 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 98,810 notes

molebucks:

the first episode of the season is always awkward bc of the way they namedrop and stuff for new people or to remind people. like when you talk to your dad are you like “i, jaime of house lannister, the one they call kingslayer, who lost his hand also our symbol is the lion and we are rich and the king”

11 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 27,612 notes
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nbchannibal:

caroblue:

akimao:

Hannibal Death Scene 1x01

WOWZA!! o.O Stunning. Hey NBC Hannibal, have you seen this?

Wait… we need a moment.

nbchannibal:

caroblue:

akimao:

Hannibal Death Scene 1x01

WOWZA!! o.O Stunning. Hey NBC Hannibal, have you seen this?

Wait… we need a moment.

19 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 4,250 notes

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

21 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 473,468 notes

"I meant go, not scat."

22 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 103,002 notes

audreyii-fic:

angelholme:

audreyii-fic:

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

audreyii-fic:

lumos5001:

khan-locked:

i think i’ve changed my mind about superwholock

plot twist: an alien invasion isn’t how Eleven dies, it’s the Winchesters

This brings back my thesis that every fanfic — every fanfic on every subject in every fandom — can be improved by adding “And then the Winchesters shot them” to the last line.

Go on. Try it. I’ll wait.

Jesus.

If you insist.

"May the undeserved kindness of the Lord Jesus Christ be with the holy ones. And then the Winchesters shot them.” (Revelation 22:21)

See?

The last trace of steam evaporated in the autumn air. The train rounded the corner. Harry’s hand was still raised in farewell.

"He’ll be alright" murmured Ginny.

As Harry looked at her, he lowered his hand absent-mindedly and touched the lightning scar on his forehead.

"I know he will"

The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years.

All was well.

And then the Winchesters shot them.

we have a winner.

23 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 110,829 notes